Global Warming Hoax Weekly Round-Up, Dec. 17th 2009

It’s all gone Pete Tong for alarmists in Denmark as the curse of Brown descends and the inconvenience of climategate refuses to go away.  Greenpeace was punk’d, Phelim was unplugged and Al Gore turned into the Gaffeinator.  It’s all good clean fun in this, your last round-up of 2009.

FYI, the latest Climategate Round-Up is here, and a Copenhagen Round-Up is here.  The winner of the Most Alarming Alarmism by an Alarmist will be announced tomorrow, so if you haven’t voted yet, get to it.

Part One: Al Gore & Friends

Al traveled to Hopenchangen in Copenhagen and made some ‘remarks’.  He has a link to his own self on his blog, if you care to listen to him for 42 minutezzzzzzzzzz

Copenhagen was supposed to be the crowning moment for the ecovangelist-in-chief, he even got to hang out with a man who won an election. Instead the world seemed more interested in Al’s gaffes:

It’s no wonder that Al refuses to debate, even if the people do want to see a cage match between him and Sarah Palin.

Al is much more comfortable ducking hard interviews and hiding behind security thugs rather than face questions about his belligerent denial about the importance of Climategate:

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Bonny Prince Chuckles is also in Copenhagen, because the world needs to know what an inbred over-privileged and under-educated horse whisperer thinks about the planet.  Or something.

Part Two: AGW Scaremongers

Oh noes, global warming kills salmon.  Add the delicious-when-barbecued pink fish to the list.

You know why I hate dirty hippies?  Because they want the rest of us to stop washing too.  It’s called soap, hippies. Use it.

As Copenhagen rolls on, the nastiest of all the activist pop their heads up.  The anti-human ‘optimum populationists’ want a China-like one child policy for the whole world.  No word yet from idiotarian Diane Francis on which of her two children will be sacrificed for Gaia.  Did these folks not learn from Paul Ehrlich‘s epic fail?

Virtuous hippies might eco-shop, but they’re more likely to cheat and steal.  Kinda like Prius drivers being more likely to cause a wreck.

Everyone’s favorite eco-terrorist group Greenpeace got a taste of their own activism when skeptics boarded the Rainbow Warrior.  Heh.

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