Global Warming Hoax Weekly Round-Up, Sep. 2nd 2010
Sockeye salmon sock it to Suzuki, greenwashing corporations boycott their own boycott when faced with a counter-boycott and Greenpeace gets whacked by Greenland and unfriended by Facebook.
After missing a week due to technical difficulties, the round-up is back, with 10% more snark. And you’re going to love the hottie.
Part One: Al Gore & Friends
Sean Hannity of the Fox News network aired a show that Al Gore definitely would have preferred you not see, The Green Swindle (video at the link).
Despite outspending the Koch brothers by a factor of 3 to 1, Gore’s Repower America points to the $100 million spent on conservative causes as the reason the green movement failed to achieve… well, anything. Note how Repower America calls the Koch bro’s ‘infamous’, yet they have been upfront and open about spending their cash, whereas the world still wonders how Al raised $300 million for his pet cause. How about it Al, want to tell us who funds you?
Al was more concerned with promoting a round-the-world race with solar powered vehicles. I’m sure he’ll wave as he circumnavigates the globe in his private jets.
The worst news for Al Gore was the crazed eco-terrorist that quoted him as an inspiration before he invaded the Discovery Channel building and took hostages. Fortunately the violent ecotard was killed by police before he could hurt anyone. Reports that the Mythbusters team were about to blow the gunman up with massive amounts of C4 right before the cops took him out are unconfirmed.
Canada’s own crazed environmentalist got a black eye from the sockeye when record numbers of the salmon he called ‘near extinct’ showed up this year. Dam(n) the salmon for not supporting his settled science and making him look like a fool.
Part Two: AGW Scaremongers
Last week’s tech failure at The Daily Bayonet meant that director James Cameron missed the full snark attack for his fleeing the scene of a debate he asked for. Or did he? Cameron, who released his Blue Man Group biopic again for some reason last week continued to bravely snipe at skeptics over his shoulder right before he demonstrated his green credentials by agreeing to help the X-Prize raise funds:
“Avatar” Producer/Director, James Cameron, will participate as the honored guest aboard an extraordinary ZERO-G Experience taking off from Van Nuys Airport (VNY) in Los Angeles, California on Saturday, October 9, 2010.
…James Cameron, who serves on the X PRIZE Foundation’s Exploration Advisory Committee, recorded a video regarding the upcoming flight. In it he states, “My wife Susie and I are really excited about flying in the 727 for The ZERO-G Experience™. I’ve done it before and it’s really an amazing experience.”
See, the planet is dying and it’s all skeptics fault. Now watch this drive, or something.