Global Warming Hoax Weekly Round-Up, Mar. 24th 2011
Don’t be Evil? Google.org, the foundation wing of the Church of Search, has hired 21 scientists to combat skeptics. What could possibly go wrong?
The situation in Japan’s nuclear power station remains unstable, but that doesn’t stop hippies from making as much of the disaster as possible. Bill McKibben is concerned, of course. Weepy Bill only has two settings, ‘alarmed’ and ‘ohmygodweregonnadie’
Big news of the week is that the alien’s prototype evil-robot George Monbiot was tested and performed very well, penning a column in favor of nuclear energy. The real George was quickly returned to his desk, albeit with a blow-up cushion and a headache. We’ll keep an eye open for future appearances by robo-George.
Minx the Merciless has created a searchable database of IPCC quotes, because nothing works better than using their own words against them. She also has some words for scientists who prefer to call their critics anti-science instead of proving their hypotheses. When the IPCC is finally laid to rest, there’ll be a Donna-sized bootprint on the dirt.
Australia struggles with the carbon-tax threat, which is wealth redistribution dressed in green.
Belgium has convicted Greenpeace protesters. Big green’s useful idiots avoided time in the big house, but the hippies on trial in Denmark may not be so lucky. Popcorn, anyone?
The evil Koch Brothers and how they fund climate denial:
Greenpeace released a report last year about the Koch foundations supporting organizations that oppose “progressive clean energy and climate policy.” Koch gave $24.9 million from 2005 to 2008 to “organizations of the climate denial machine,”
Wow, that’s 12 times less money than Al Gore spent in three years. They don’t mention that, oddly enough.
Are journalists bipolar? How else to explain tension between climate alarmists scientists and journalists?
Yoof movements are beloved of the statists, which is why Aussie yoofs are gathering on web sites and President Obama is forming a Conservation Youth Corps. But don’t sweat it, yoofs of today limit their protesting to hitting a ‘Like’ button on Myfacespacebook. Marching is for suckers.
Hippies on Ice. Not some skating show featuring thin white guys in dreadlocks wearing patchouli-themed costumes, but the intrepid adventurers of the Catlin Survey. Make your prediction for the date of their harrowing rescue in the comments.