Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper traveled to China this week, and scored pretty big:
Oil & Uranium trade – $billions
Two fluffy pandas – $1 million per year
gotcha
Upsetting hippies and Peta in one trip – Priceless
Canada’s conservative majority government recently called radical greens ‘an enemy of the people of Canada‘ and promised to sell its oil to China when President Obama passed on the Keystone XL pipeline project. The only thing they could do to get the eco-set in even more of an uproar would be if they wore seal fur to support the annual hunt. Oh, wait.
That’s what I love about statistics. Anyone can pull them out of their ass and once they hit the print they are accepted as fact. The so called decline of Polar Bears is a perfect example. Even COKE is stupid enough to buy into the nonsense. Too many tree huggers and not enough people that still have a mind of their own.
I see that Panda-ring to the Chinese pays off.
Ursus Maritimus is an omnivore. Emprical data: one attacked and killed a Greenie in Norway. They’ll manage.
What we have up here in Great White Northlland is an over abundance of Eco-Greenie-Loonie-Moonbat-Leftard-Progressive-Gaia-Grifters.
We should be be feeding them to our cuddly-wuddly polar bears but that would be cruel & unusual punishment.
For the bears.
Not only that, but the rate of polish-bear decline has accelerated by some 3000% since the 1960s. (Can we get MM over here to flip these charts upside down? Oh, thanks.)
Perhaps, we could send some polar bears ans seals in exchange?
I note that Canada has an overabundance of seals. But, But, But – all those poly bears are dying in their thousands because their food stocks are perishing in the Global Warming! How can this be so?