Oil for Pandas

Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper traveled to China this week, and scored pretty big:

Oil & Uranium trade – $billions

Two fluffy pandas – $1 million per year


Upsetting hippies and Peta in one trip – Priceless

Canada’s conservative majority government recently called radical greens ‘an enemy of the people of Canada‘ and promised to sell its oil to China when President Obama passed on the Keystone XL pipeline project. The only thing they could do to get the eco-set in even more of an uproar would be if they wore seal fur to support the annual hunt. Oh, wait.