Global Warming Hoax Weekly Round-Up, Nov. 12th 2009

Al Gore wants to send President Obama to Copenhagen for Hopenchangen, Global Warming speaks English and supports the war on terror, and Aussie PM Kevin Rudd doubles down on stupid.  Again.

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Part One: Al Gore & Friends

The global warming Goreacle was all over the place promoting his new book, carbon footprint be damned:

Right now I am in San Francisco. On Wednesday, I’ll be in Phoenix speaking at Greenbuild Conference and later this week, I am looking forward to appearing at the Miami Book Fair. I hope to see some of you at these events.

President Narcissist Obama likes to surround himself with Marxists, Al likes to quote Marxists.  What could possibly go wrong?

Costco hosted Al on the front cover of their member mag, but is the pudgy green giant a good fit for the retail giant?

The Gore Lied AIT Index is updated, and it’s still inconvenient for warmists everywhere.

Glenn Beck and PETA agree and double-team Al Gore.  Enjoy:

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Al Gore, ex-VP, activist and author (but not a climatologist) talks to the UK’s leftist Guardian and repeats his suggestion that civil disobedience has a role to play in promoting his global warming personal enrichment program climate crisis.  Talking of profiting prophets, should he?

Al blogged that he thought it would be a good idea for the President to go to the Copenhagen Hopenchangen Global Warming Hoe-Down.  As I recall, Obama’s last trip to Copenhagen didn’t work out so well.

Al’s all steamed up about all the recent talk about global cooling, which is harshing his global warming mellow.  He pulls out the big guns to debunk cooling, citing the Associated Press and 4 (count ‘em!) statisticians.  Money quote:

“”If you look at the data and sort of cherry-pick a micro-trend within a bigger trend, that technique is particularly suspect,” said John Grego, a professor of statistics at the University of South Carolina”".

Al’s science buddies don’t think cherry-picking data is such a bad idea, so why should he mind now?

In Canada, totalitarian hippie and fruit-fly geneticist (but not a climatologist) David ‘jail ‘em‘ Suzuki is going to feature in a documentary about his life. For Suzuki fans who cannot wait for the cinematic experience, The Daily Bayonet recommends spending three hours watching your grass grow over the weekend, it’ll be a good substitute.  And greener too.  Meanwhile, fellow BC residents still aren’t buying what Suzuki’s selling.

Part Two: AGW Scaremongers

Good news, Darwinism for activists is alive and well.  They’re into Day 6, anyone want to start a pool on when they cave?

If you’re still uncertain if global warming is real or not, here’s 10 previous mega-scares that turned out to be nothing at all.

Aussie PM Kevin Rudd thinks I’m dangerous.  Well, OK, he thinks all skeptics are dangerous, I can’t take all the credit.  Meanwhile, while Kev rails against the least gullible members of society, his government has failed to keep its promise to use clean energy.  Awkward. To complete Rudd’s pratfall, the fabulously named Jo Nova takes Kevin to the woodshed for his attack on skeptics.

Now that global warming has the same status as religion (in the UK, at least), some are clamoring for the kind of benefits that primitive religions enjoy, like burning heretics.

Rajendra Pachauri, chairman of the IPCC and a railway engineer (but not a climatologist) bashes India for suggesting global warming has nothing to do with Himalayan glacial melt.  This would be the same Pachauri that made the round-up last week for blasting ‘myopic’ nations.  But telling off sovereign nations is not arrogant, apparently.

More lefty angst over why Jon Stewart, one of their own, could have failed to toe the line on global warming.  You can almost hear their tiny hearts breaking.

REVEALED: polluters’ fear tactics on climate.  Also revealed, blatant media bias. Oopsy.

Oh noes, we’re all going to die of golf balls.

Weather hysteric Margot O’Neill has discovered why people are skeptical of AGW.  We’re nuts.

AGW scaremongers will back anyone that says anything they can latch on to to vilify the Canadian oilsands.  Even when it’s all made up.  Ethics?  Smethics.  Awkwardly, the world needs the tarsands.

Some fellow called Jeff Schweitzer is upset that Americans are not buying the global warming baloney.  He thinks deniers are evil and says:

When these tragic events unfold, an apology from the faithful will be inadequate.  Sorry does not suffice in the face of millions of unnecessary deaths and the preventable disruption of hundreds of millions of lives.

Hey Jeff, try telling that to your pals at Greenpeace who managed to shrug off the tens of millions of dead African children their anti-DDT activism killed.  How’s that for an inconvenient truth?

Oh noes, the wimmyn are coming.  And not in a good way.

John Kerry (not a climatologist but a social climbertologist), still dumber than a bag of hammers.

Alarmists love to scare kids, really.  Simon has even started a new series to document the moppet-mongering.

Michael Mann, erstwhile hockey stick inventor, is at it again.  Never mind that the people that provided the original data corrected themselves and outed Mann’s data manipulation, he’s hockey-sticking to his story.

Part Three: Inconvenient Truths

Last week I reported the ennui toward AGW in the Anglosphere.  It turns out there was a good reason for that lack of alarm among Anglo’s.  Meanwhile, global warming is a silent coalition partner in the war on terror:

The countries listed as most at risk [ of AGW] are Somalia, Haiti and Afghanistan.

A recipe to fix global warming: turn off all man-made emissions immediately, wait 31 years, then live in the stone-age.

Developed countries don’t stand a chance of getting much change once  Hopenchangen’s bill comes due.

The oceans will rise, the glaciers will melt, crops will fail and Carrot Top (not a climatologist) will make a successful comeback.  Oh, wait, nevermind.

Canadians like global warming.  Heh.

Obama: electric cars will save the planet.  Oh, wait, nevermind.  Barack, they gotcha good.

Climate fears are overblown.  You don’t say.

Václav Klaus, the skeptics Czech mate, calls the international efforts to regulate carbon ‘the largest tax rise in history.’  FYI, he said that before the House passed the health-care bill, so yeah, it’s out of date already.

The good news is that no-one other than dyed-in-the-wool hippies and radicals expects anything much to happen at Copenhagen.

Brrrm, brrrm, start up The Climate Engine.  It’s a long article, but worth it, and it’s this week’s must-read:

Atmospheric conditions in the near earth environment are strongly influenced by the sun. The observed warming of the last decades of the twentieth century can be attributed to natural influences. There is no evidence of any warming signature due to the increased presence of so called ‘greenhouses gases’. It is suggested that the greenhouse hypothesis takes little cognizance of the manner in which the atmosphere actually functions. The atmosphere cools the planet but a change in its temperature causes a change in ice crystal density and the quantum of radiation reaching the surface.

Al Gore might deny global cooling, but there is more evidence supporting that alternative than his warming hoax.

Reduce, reuse, recycle.  Or not.  Oops.

Kiliminjaro (not a climatologist) has become the poster mountain for alarmists everywhere, it’s the massive-rock equivalent of the polar bea, but marginally less photogenic, which is why protestors don’t dress up like it.  Inconveniently, its melting glaciers have nothing to do with global warming.

You know what the world needs?  A rational look as sea level rise, that’s what.  You’re welcome.

While Al Gore and the alarmobots have the world trembling at the thought of mild winters and pleasant summers, there are some real things to be afraid of. You might think this an unlikely event, but hey, Bruce Willis isn’t getting any younger, if you know what I mean.

The Pesky planet is saving itself, damned nature.

Mo’ nukes, mo’ nukes, mo’ nukes.

A climate scientist says that solving global warming would be worse than, errr, the global warming.

Hey, its that Czech guy again, but this time on TV.  He’s like the anti-Gore, or something.

Global warming is caused by man’s CO2 output? Not when it’s caused by land-use change.

Part Four: AGW in the News

The Times (of London) were all at sea and dropped a scaremongering ad designed to announce its new Oceans Correspondent.  The whole endevaor was fishy, even for the fish-wrap of record, and now they look all wet. (tyvm, try the veal, don’t forget to tip your waitress)

Bjorn Lomborg, skeptical environmentalist and one quarter of ABBA, dares to suggest that using money to save Africans might be better than sending it to Al Gore.  For this and other crimes (let’s face it, Chess was pretty lame) he was included on a hysterics list of the 5 worst climate criminals evah.

Saving the Planet, it’s not what it used to be.

The cap-and-tax Waxman (not a climatologist)-Markey (also not a climatologist) is in trouble.  Politicians that voted for it are in trouble too, the result, that Bill’s going nowhere fast.

Poor countries to developed nations: “hey, give us your money, or we’re out of here.”   Umm, OK, see ya.

The UK government gives hippies a heart attack and announces ten more nukes.  Heh, I love the smell of unintended consequences in the morning.

Climate crisis, what crisis?

The future hope of mankind, electric cars, need to get all that power from somewhere.  Problem, much?

Global warming muppet James Hanson has made many claims that the Bush administration tried to silence him, and the media lapped it up.  When two EPA employees make a skeptical statement on You Tube and are actually silenced by the Obama administration, the media is uncritical.  Bias, what bias?

Who knew that making a public asses of yourselves by holding a cabinet meeting underwater would fail to sway other governments to join the climate hoax?  Some islands need sinking.

Part Five: Global Hottie

This week’s global hottie is actually a climate alarmist.  Recently hired by the UN to be its Environmental Ambassador, our hottie showed the world her in-depth understanding of the issues and purchased her own G550 executive jet.  Way to go Gisele Bündchen, for that and a couple of other really long reasons, you are this week’s global hottie.

That’s the end of another round-up, thanks for reading.