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Global Warming and Fat Trees

One of the reasons that Greens look ridiculous when they blame a trace gas for global warming is that CO2 is essential to life on Earth.  That’s why the EPA’s ruling that CO2 is a pollutant is junk science in the first degree.

The Baltimore Sun reports that trees in the Chesapeake area are ‘bulking up’:

By measuring the circumference of a tree’s trunk, scientists are able to estimate its “biomass,” the combined weight of its wood and leaves. On average, they say, the woodlands they’re tracking are bulking up by an extra 2 tons per acre annually. That’s as if a new tree 2 feet in diameter sprang up every year.

Parker said he and his colleagues, Sean McMahon and Dawn Miller, aren’t sure exactly what’s driving the growth surge or when it began. But they note that carbon dioxide levels in the air at the Smithsonian’s research center have increased 12 percent in the time since Parker began monitoring the trees. That’s roughly the same increase tracked in the air above Mauna Loa Observatory in Hawaii – the site of the longest continuous measurement of carbon dioxide in the Earth’s lower atmosphere.

The good news is that nature takes care of itself, more CO2 = bigger trees, better crops and prettier spring flowers.  For man, a warm period is a very good thing, not the warmaggedon that hippies are afraid of.  It’s cold we should fear, not warmth.  Unlike the mythical human cost of warming, cold kills, for real.

Of course, if hippies get to spin this story we’ll be told that global warming made the trees fat and it’s all your SUV’s fault.

3 comments to Global Warming and Fat Trees

  • Al_in_Ottawa

    Golly Gee! Could the increased tree growth have anything to do with the fact that (dry) wood is 45 to 50% carbon by weight?

  • dailybayonet

    They might, be but since it’s M’Chell leading the Klingon battlecruiser the charge against childhood obesity, expect a wooden performance at best.

  • Keith

    I note in the news that Michelle Obama is targeting (whatever that means) childhood obesity.
    Could trees be next ?